Arsene Venger guilty of lighting fires in Manchester

January 24, 2008

Whilst watching the local Manchester news last night I was shocked to watch as local police announced Arsen Wenger as culpable for setting fire to a building in Manchester. It seems the Arsenal boss has stepped up the heat in the title race and is leaving no stone unturned in looking for an edge over blueberry faced Alex Ferguson.

To further corroborate Arsene’s guilt the Manchester Fire website labels the Arsenal boss as the single biggest cause of fire in Manchester last year, costing the city £37 Million in damages. That’s more than Rio cost the Premiership champions.

Arsene Wenger refused to comment